Valentine's Day is not about last minute treks to Hallmark. Valentine's Day is not about the latest and most blingin' bracelet from sista Tiff. Valentine's Day should not conjure up frightful nightmares about what March's credit card bill will look like online. By the way, Valentine's Day is definitely not reserved for the sole percentage of the world's serious long-term relationship-ites.
You boys loved that first paragraph didn't you, haha. Now prepare yourself for sappy-ass-ness.
Valentine's Day is a time of light-heartedness. A time where you can wink past and whisper "Pssst. Hey. You're awesome." A time for the couples to look back at all the time spent together, and to show off how well they know each other by surprising each other with gifts tailored to they quirks and fetishes.
It's a time where singles party at Valentine's Day-themed clubs entitled "That Bitch Was a Gold Digger, I'd Rather Be Single." A time were single ladies may call up their equally single girlfriends to wallow in their loneliness (quite the paradox). When unattached men and women can call each other up for a night of fun and frolic. A holiday for carefree first dates… or last.
A time for wives and husbands to exchange morning notes on napkins before heading out the door for work. A time for grade threes to send out their most impressive V-Day cards to their crushes (I CHOO- CHOO- CHOOSE YOU!).
So to those of all facebook relationship statuses, don't waste another Valentines Day! Get out there and have fun with your baby, your hubby, your buddy, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your invisible friend (how should I know if you're a creep or not?!?), your homies or your random choice for the weekend.
And boys, if your wifey's been drooling over that 3000-carrot-Lil' Wayne-mouth-guard-blinding diamond bracelet from Tiffany's... you know what you gotta do. And if all else fails remember one thing... the Hoff still loves you!
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